Extreme Fetishes and Explanations of them.


What turns someone on or off is a matter of personal taste. For some, it’s as simple as a little heavy petting. But for others, it’s a bit more complicated. There are people who are aroused by stuffed animals, others obsessed with diapers, and still others who get off from watching their partner sit on a balloon.
As a species, our sexual tastes are as varied as our fingerprints. Below is a list of every sexual fetish we can think of. Some, like the widely parodied foot fetish, are more commonplace, while others, like vorarephilia, are less well understood. (Please keep in mind that a “paraphilia” is a condition involving an atypical sexual desire that can sometimes include activities considered dangerous or extreme.)

1. Vorarephilia
Vorarephilia is an abnormal sexual condition characterized by the tendency to become aroused by the idea of eating someone, the idea of being eaten by someone, or by witnessing a cannibalistic scene. People with this particular paraphilia are commonly referred to as vores.

2. Hybristophilia
Hybristophilia is an abnormal sexual condition in which sexual desire and climax occur in response to the knowledge that one’s partner has committed a heinous act such as infidelity, lying, or criminal acts such as rape, murder, or robbery.

3. Diaper Bondage
Diaper bondage is a specific form of submission that involves role-play in which an adult regresses to an infant-like state. Often, the adult performing this sexual fetish will wear a diaper and act like a baby, seeking nurturing from their sexual partner. This condition is also known as paraphilic infantilism,autonepiophilia, psychosexual infantilism or, more commonly, adult baby syndrome.

4. Sleeping Sex
Sexsomnia is a rare sleep disorder that prompts an individual to seek sexual activity in their sleep. Although most reported cases involve men, both males and females may initiate sleep sex.

5. Cuckolding / Cuckoldry
Cuckolding or cuckoldry is a sexual fetish in which someone experiences sexual arousal by way of observing their partner having sex with a another man or woman. Some report an associated feeling of humiliation and /or rejection as part of the allure.

6. Omorashi
Omarashi, or “omo” for short, falls within the urolagnia family of sexual fetishes, which are related to urine. Those who identify as omo become aroused when they have a full bladder and wet themselves, or observe their partner wetting themselves. Other phrases used to describe this particular fetish are “bladder desperation” and “panty wetting.” The word omarashi is Japanese for “to wet oneself.”

7. Spanking Art
Spanking art is generally enjoyed by people who identify as spanking enthusiasts in the bedroom. Spankophilia is a paraphilia characterized by arousal from spanking or being spanked. It falls within the realm of of BDSM (bondage, discipline, submission, sadomasochism) behaviors, although it’s a sexula fetish in and of itself.

8. Somnophilia
Somnophilia is erotic arousal dependent upon the act of intruding on a stranger mid-sleep, or waking someone up with erotic caresses.

9. My Little Pony Sex
The adult male fans of ‘My Little Pony’ are colloquially known as “bronies.” While not all bronies associate this cartoon program created for children with sex, there is a niche community of people who fetishize ‘My Little Pony’ and watch porn related to these series and / or roleplay scenes based on the show.

10. Teratophilia
Teratophilia is a sexual fetish that involves being attracted to people with physical deformities. There are many subsets of teratophilia specific to different types of human deformities. For instance, acrotomophilia involves sexual attraction to amputees and stigmatophilia refers to deriving sexual pleasure from people whose bodies are marked or scarred in some way.

11. Coprophilia / Scatophilia
Coprophiila / Scatophilia (otherwise known as “scat sex) is a sexual fetish rooted in a fixation with feces and defecation. People who gravitate towards poop play experience sexual pleasure through the act of crapping on another person or being crapped on, for instance.

12. Dendrophilia / Arbophilia
People with this particular paraphilia are sexually attracted to trees. The term dendrophilia literally means “love of trees.” While some are turned on by the combination of textures (the roughness of tree bark in contrast to the softness of tree leaves), others simply find trees to be phallic symbols that arouse them.

13. Breath Play
Breath play involves the restriction of oxygen to the brain to achieve a heightened orgasm. Self-induced breath play during masturbation is known as autoerotic asphyxiation. Breath play within a couple can be achieved by nose pinching, holding your breath, cover the face with a hood or plastic bag, “corseting” (pushing down on someone’s chest), choking, hanging, or “kinging” / “queening” (smothering your partner with your genitals). Any time you restrict someone’s ability to breathe, you’re engaging in a risky behavior, so breath play falls within the realm of BDSM behaviors known as “edge play,” in which your partners is very much responsible for your life.

14. Daddy Kink (Daddy Dom)
Daddy kink is a relatively simple sexual fetish that involves submission / domination play during which the submissive refers to her dominant partner as “daddy.”

15. Pee Fetish
You’ve likely heard of a “golden shower” (the act of peeing on someone for the purpose of sexual pleasure)) and the people who like giving or receiving golden showers are characterized as having a pee fetish. The clinical term for this paraphilia is “urolagnia.”

16. Cum Fetish
People who identify as having a cum fetish are aroused by the act of cumming on their partner, being cummed on, and / or images of people who have been cummon-on. Something about the sticky mess of ejaculate on someone’s face, stomach, chest, or ass is tantalizing to those with a cum fetish.

17. Mechanophilia
Mechanophilia is characterized by sexual attraction to machines, sometimes a desire to engage in sexual relations with (or in) an airplane, car, bicycle, or helicopter.

18. Macrophilia / Giantess Sex
Macrophilia or giantess sex is an abnormal sexual condition that involves being attracted to and aroused by someone who is much larger than you are physically. In short, it’s a phenomenon in which people are turned on by giants and fantasies involving giants.

19. Pedal Pumping / Revving
Pedal pumping or “revving” is a subset of foot fetishism that involves watching someone, often a woman wearing high heels, push a gas pedal with masturbatory rhythm.

20. Balloon Fetish / Looners
People with a balloon fetish (aka “looners”) find balloons sexually attractive and incorporate them into their sex lives. While some find creative ways to have sex with balloons, others simply enjoy the sight of their partner sitting on a balloon and popping it.

21. Quorofilia / Hand Fetish
Some people who experience a hand fetish or quorofilia are attracted to a specific part of the hand, such as the fingers (which might appear phallic), the nails, or the palm. Others are aroused by actions performed with the hand, whether overtly sexual (e.g. masturbation) or traditionally asexual (e.g. handwashing or rinsing dishes).

22. Sensation Play
While many forms of erotic play are fundamentally cerebral and centered on power exchanges (think domination / submission), sensation play is eroticism that is physical first. In sensation play, the physical stimuli (e.g. silk scarves, ice, candle wax, massage oils, feathers) are applied in a controlled manner with the purpose of eliciting the release of pleasure triggering endorphins. While their may be pain involved, the effect is similar to that of a “runner’s high.”

23. Extreme Feeding / Feederism
Feeders or “encouragers” take pleasure in funneling excessive quantities of food into the mouths of “gainers.” Some extreme feeders enjoy the sensation of inserting their penis between a gainer’s fat folds.

Sexual Fetishes

These sexual fetishes are yet more specific (think attraction to people with neck braces or arousal from vomit) and more obscure. But they are also very real. What can we say? The world is a fascinating place, especially when it comes to human sexual behavior.

Pygophilia — Attraction to the human butt.
Hematolagnia — Also known as “vampire syndrome,” hematolagnia is sexual interest in blood or the desire to drink blood sensually.
Salirophilia — The love of getting dirty (or getting your partner dirty), literally, prior to or during sexual intercourse.
Katoptronophilia — Intense sexual satisfaction derived from mirrors, often satisfied by having sex, stripping, or masturbating in front mirrors.
Food Fetish — While some foods are actually aphrodisiacs because they have properties that induce sexual desire, sexual food play can involve any food that a person finds sexually stimulating. Food play is a form of sitophilia, which refers to arousal by erotic scenes centering food.
Teleiophilia — Sexual attraction to adults.
Microphilia — Sexual attraction to small people or tiny things.
Claustrophilia — People who are turned on by and / or prefer to have sex in tiny spaces.
Agalmatophilia — A love of mannequins and/or statues.
Hotdogging — Rubbing your penis between another person’s butt cheeks. (This is not about anal penetration, though it can lead there.)
Tricophilia — Arousal from hair.
Retifism — Arousal from shoes.
Abasiophilia — Attraction to people with leg braces.
Spectrophilia — Attraction to ghosts.
Trichophilia — Arousal from hair.
Abasiophilia — Love of people with neck braces.
Phalloorchoalgolagnia — Arousal from pain to male genitalia.
Plushophilia — Attraction to stuffed animals or people in animal costume.
Aquaphilia — Arousal from water.
Necrozoophilia — Attraction to dead animals.
Apotemnophilia — Arousal from amputation.
Emetophilia — Attraction to vomit.
Frotteurism — Arousal from rubbing against non-consenting people.
Eproctophilia — Attraction to farts.
Maisesiophilia — Attraction to pregnant women.
Homeovestism — Attraction to the clothing of one’s own gender.
Dacryphilia – Attraction to making someone cry.
Nasophilia —Attraction to noses.
Arachnophilia —Attraction to spiders, spider-lover.
32 People On Reddit Reveal Their Weirdest Sexual Fetishes
We all have our turn-ons and turn-offs. But these people have some very specific sexual fetishes that fall outside the realm of what you might consider “normal.” Read these accounts of what it’s like to experience sexual arousal from something like a silky soft sweater or human piss.
1. Soft sweaters — duh.
“Weird sexual fetishes, eh?

Well, if by “weird” you mean “rare,” I bet nobody here shares this one: I love women who wear soft sweaters (angora, mohair, etc.). I don’t know what it is, but if a sexy woman is wearing a soft sweater, I’m immediately and irretrievably infatuated.”

2. Thank you, Nickelodeon!
“Can’t believe I’m going to post this, but it’s no weirder than most in this thread.
I’m bisexual and into BDSM, but the thing I consider weirdest is that I’m a wet and messy fetishist.

I like to see girls slimed, covered in mud, pied in the face, or just generally messy. Growing up with Nickelodeon was a strange and interesting experience…”

3. He takes Sleeping Beauty to a whole new level.
“I’ve got a thing for sleeping girls. Yes, it’s weird, but I never acted on it until my current girlfriend.

She’s into it, though, and sometimes as a special treat, she’ll get super wasted and pass out, or take heavy duty sleeping pills and tell me to fuck her while she’s out cold.”

4. Well this is definitely a first.
“I like to watch videos where doctors and paramedics try to resuscitate fat men who are having heart attacks.”

5. …And another first.
“Australian redheads.”

6. A certain ilk of public nudity.
“Not so weird, but I am absolutely enthralled with public nudity, whether it is in a crowded public area or secluded mountain trail, and whether it is nonsexual or public humiliation/bondage. On that note, girls that flash poorly (pull shirt down, turn around for the camera, then pull shirt back up) or completely spreading themselves is an instant turn off.”

7. This guy is straight, but he fantasizes about being a woman.
“Am I the only throwaway account on here that likes the idea of transforming into a woman (I’m a man) and having wild sex? It started out as a fetish for purely lesbian sex, evolved into a fetish involving myself taking part in lesbian sex (obviously as a woman), and these days it can involve myself as a woman having sex with guys and even pregnancy as well (one of my more normal fetishes is pregnant women and insemination in general, so of course it factors in here).

Strange thing is that I’m not gay, or even feminine. The idea of having sex with a man as a man is completely unappealing to me and so is getting a sex change — there’s nothing appealing to me about artificial women (often too ugly, don’t actually function sexually as women etc). It’s all about being a fully functional woman, or more recently a ‘female’ hermaphrodite.

I believe the term for my fetish is autogynephilia. It’s really my only active fetish these days, the rest are offshoots.

Also, I should note another strange thing: I have a perfectly healthy sex life with my fiancée. I rarely fantasize about being a woman unless I’m masturbating alone.”

8. A stand-up guy.
“I get turned on by women with MBAs.”

9. I’d venture to say this isn’t a fetish.
“I like my women built, son. It’s so frustrating when my friends and I are scoping out a chick and no one else notices the ass. But not just the ass– the angle it makes with the small of the back. And the rate at which the small of the back arcs into the back.

Also, if you bang on her ass like a bongo, there needs to be a decent sound. That’s how you know it’s ripe, like a watermelon. Her hip bones should make a good woodblock, and her thighs should just have just the right amount of tension to get that kwwww sound.”

10. Using a strap-on.
“Pegging. Not femdom though, that doesn’t do anything for me. Occasionally I get that itch and would like to have it scratched by my girlfriend.

It’s tiring always having to be the top.”

11. Riiiiiiight.
“Well defined collar bone and tendon on inner thigh = heaven.”

12. Basically, this guy is probably into the “Twilight” series.
“Expansion fetish here: basically it means I like girls who are going through some kind of transformation process. Originally started out with girls turning into animals and anthro animals, got sick of the animal part, and now I’m more into chicks whose boobs are growing or if their bodies are changing or growing in general… Never told a partner this, seems too hard to work into a sex conversation.”

13. You can have a lifetime of bad hair days with this guy.
“Bald women…I adore them. Luckily I have developed enough game over the years that every woman I have dated longer than a few weeks has shaved her head. Honestly most women seem to think about it at some point and I think when they find out they have steady sex until they can grow it back out they go for it. It can go badly though so be warned.”

14. Weight fetish.
“Weight gain. Yeah, I know — this one is really weird. The most common time this comes up is if someone grumbles that they gained some weight, or they’re stuffed, or their pants don’t fit.

Sometimes I watch shows like The Biggest Loser and get really aroused looking at the before and after (imagining them reversed, of course), or thinking about the people who were kicked off the show and will gain it all back. The most unrealistic fantasy is my s/o somehow getting fatter and fatter as I have sex with them.

Phew. Nice to get that off my chest.”

15. So he’s a self-hating Jew…
“As a Jew, one of my biggest fantasies has always been to sleep with a German girl. And I want her to yell at me in German the whole time, like only an angry kraut could. And I want to give her the hate-fucking of a lifetime, something that would make Golda Meir proud.”

16. Cuckolding fantasy.
“I want to watch my girlfriend fucked by another man. Just thinking about it turns me on. It would make me view her in a 100% sex-object-like way, like watching a pornstar get fucked.

It would also make me jealous, but not in a bad way. More like a “Oh yeah? Now let me show you how its really done” kind of way.

I thought I could never tell her this, but we recently had a big night out a club and wound up taking some E’s. In a fit of ecstasy-fueled honesty, I admitted my fantasy to her and she got super excited by the idea. She even wants to do the reverse and watch me fuck another woman.

I know all this probably sounds really messed up. Obviously this is a throwaway account.”

17. True…
“I’m male and enjoy fully dressing up as a female rubber doll with big torpedo tits, latex mask and ballet boots.”

18. Leap years really GET HIM GOING.
Built Russian/European Porno can only have sex on a leap year. It’s not my decision.”

19. Tickle-me-Elmo.
“Tickling. Either doing the tickling or watching it.”

20. I think the real question is: Who WOULDN’T like this?
I like men to give me a pedicure while I whip them. It’s a hard life.

21. It was a kind of lost summer for me. I was between jobs and having a hard time finding something that I wanted. After a couple of months of looking unsuccessfully, I decided to just go with the flow and take the time off. I needed some money coming in, of course, but there are always interim sources of income. I was lucky enough to find one that provided some money but also a lot of leisure time - house-sitting for a professor and his wife who were on sabbatical for the summer.

It was a nice house in a fairly upscale suburban neighborhood. Most of the residents were married couples and families, so I didn't really fit in, but I didn't mind because it was a quiet neighborhood and a very nice house, with lots of amenities and plenty of windows so I could indulge in one of my favorite pastimes - people-watching. All the neighbors seemed to be out on the street a lot, but it was one particular neighbor who caught my eye. From overheard "Hellos" I soon learned that her name was Mary.

I'd see her almost every day, often more than once a day, out for a run or walking her two little dogs, her thick blonde hair blowing in the breeze, usually dressed in some skimpy workout clothes. The clothes were just shorts and t-shirt, but the shorts weren't the comfortable, loose-fitting kind that most people favor. These were "old school" athletic shorts - tight and skimpy. The tee was usually tight too. The whole ensemble was clearly intended to show off Mary's physical assets - full breasts pushing against that tight shirt, a nice, narrow waist and a firm, round butt. She was in great shape for a woman her age, which I guessed to be around 40. No, she was in great shape for a woman of any age, and she knew it. She definitely caught my eye. I wanted her.

What really caught my eye was Mary's bottom. It wasn't the kind I'm usually drawn to, not the classic "cute tushy." No, it was fuller than that, but oh so firm - like two ripe, fleshy beans stuck together there on her rear. There was just a tad of extra meat there, just enough to put a little jiggle in her buns when she walked. It was the kind of jiggle that a girl just can't help but notice - at least a girl like me. Whenever she turned around, I couldn't take my eyes off it. It just drew me in, begging me to touch it, squeeze it, kiss it. I kept thinking about how warm and soft it would be between those luscious cheeks.

So I guess it was Mary's bottom that finally made me do something to try to get with her. Of course, I needed an excuse to interact with her. It soon occurred to me that she had already provided the perfect one - her dogs. Mary was pretty consistent about the times she walked her dogs, so I could just be ready around those times and pop out onto the street when she came by. What could be more natural than a girl like me to fussing over some cute little doggies? And what dog-owner doesn't love that?

So there I was, a few days later, lying in wait for Mary to come by. Spotting her, I let her get a head start so as not to be too obvious. I knew that she always made a circle around the block, so once she was far enough past the house, I started off in the opposite direction. Within minutes, I encountered her coming toward me.

I put on my brightest smile and said cheerfully, "Oh, I love your dogs. They are so cute!"

Mary responded with a crooked smile. "Thanks," she said with a laugh. "They are cute, but I'm afraid they're spoiled rotten." As she smiled, I noticed the subtle "laugh-lines" in her face and the hint of crow's feet at the corners of her eyes - two things that I always find attractive in mature women.

"Well," I said, bending down to pet them both, "that's what cute little dogs are made for, aren't they?"

Mary laughed. I was encouraged. This was moving easier than I'd hoped, but I decided to play it cool. After a few more niceties I moved on and let Mary go. But I had laid the seed.

Two days later, I was out again. This time I caught Mary just as she was starting. I made another fuss over the dogs (they really were cute) and asked if she minded if I walked with her. To my delight, she agreed, though she added, "I have to warn you, though, I go pretty fast." I told her that was okay with me because I needed the exercise. I explained that I was out of my usual workout routine because I was house-sitting.

"Oh," Mary said, "so you're watching Scott and Jen's house? I noticed the lights were on at night and wondered if someone was there."

I told her my situation, that I would be there for the next couple of months and that my usual gym was all the way across town. That's when I hit the jackpot.

"Oh gosh," she said, "I'm a personal trainer! I do it part-time, in my home, right up the street. I have free weights and some workout machines, too. If you're interested," she added with a smile, "I'll give you the 'neighborhood discount'."

I really didn't have much spare money for a trainer, even at a discount, but this surprising opportunity was just too good to pass up. I immediately told her I was interested. We exchanged numbers and continued our walk.

Later that week, I called Mary and set up an initial appointment. Mary had suggested that two or three workouts a week would be a good schedule and I settled on three. Paying for three sessions every week would put a real strain on my current finances but I couldn't turn it down. The possibilities were just too promising.

The first sessions were surprisingly tough. Mary had warned me that she was a challenging trainer, and she was true to her word. For those first few workouts, each time I left her house I was tired and sore all over. But I was also happy, because things were moving along. Mary was a "hands-on" trainer, touching me in various places to show me which muscles each machine or activity worked on. I loved that. And she opened up to me to a surprising degree, complaining more than expected about her husband. I found out that this was her second marriage. Mary had never had a lot of money in her life, and her husband made a lot, so that was nice. But the marriage was going a little stale. She even hinted that her sex life left a lot to be desired. "Thank God for vibrators," she said once, quickly blushing with embarrassment at letting that secret out. She explained that her husband was self-employed (she worked for him part-time) and was totally absorbed by his business - no time or interest for Mary's needs. That was definitely a plus for me!

I was in my third week of workouts with Mary when I decided it was time to take a chance and make a move on her. I knew I was pushing it, probably going too fast, but I also knew I was running out of time before I had to leave the neighborhood, so I decided to go for it. I just needed an opening. Luckily for me, Mary is about to provide one.

Mary was telling me about a new exercise she had found. In the explanation, she raised her arms over her head and suddenly reacted to a painful twinge in her shoulders. When I asked what was wrong, she said that she had overdone it the previous day and that she probably had pulled a muscle. "I'll just have to rest it for a while," she said, "though that's pretty hard for me."

Maybe this is it, I thought. It was a long shot, but worth a try. "Why don't you let me massage it?" I offered. "I took a few classes and I'd be happy to help." Mary declined my initial offer, but I insisted and eventually she relented.

I sat on a chair and had her sit on the floor in front of me. I started to knead her shoulders, and it seemed to help, but that wasn't going to get me where I wanted this to go. "You still seem tense," I said. "Why don't we get into a more comfortable position?" Luckily, Mary agreed. Whether she didn't detect my deception or was complicit in my little game, I still don't know. In any case, we moved to another room with a large couch. Mary got face-down on it and I climbed onto her, seated on her butt, and continued the massage.

Mary did relax as my hands worked on her shoulders. "God, that feels so much better," she said. "You have a wonderful touch."

"You should do this more often," I offered. "You work so hard." Moving slightly lower on her back, I added, "I can do more than your shoulders if you like."

"Mmmmmm," she replied with a little laugh, "how can I say No?"

I suggested that she remove her top and was thrilled when she didn't object. That left her sports bra. "That, too. Come on," I said innocently. She gave me a quick, slightly questioning look, but took it off. I got a brief look at Mary's full breasts before she plopped back down on the sofa.

I took it slowly, giving her a seemingly innocent massage, but blending in some sensual, suggestive moves. I spent a long time just running my hands softly over her skin, not just one her back, but along her sides and even down to the edge of her ass, moving her shorts down just a tad to expose the top of her butt crack. Then I moved down to her thighs, which did actually seem a little tense. I kneaded them as I had her shoulders, letting my hands wander up as far as the bottom of her butt cheeks before retreating. Mary let me do all of this with little objection, only an occasional "Oh" of surprise at my boldness.

Since she did not seem inclined to stop me, I decided to take a bigger chance. Scooting back a little to sit on her upper thighs, I leaned forward and lowered myself on top of her. Mary started to object, but I headed her off, telling her that the weight of my body would help her relax. It was a ridiculous idea, but she bought it, or maybe she just was giving in to the situation.

I continued to knead her shoulders as I rubbed the length of my body over hers, enjoying the warmth and the closeness of her. Mary closed her eyes and smiled. She was starting to give in. I was thrilled ... and getting more excited with each passing second.

I decided to get really bold. I quickly slipped off my top and bra and returned to my previous position atop Mary's back. She felt my bare skin against her own and responded with surprise, her eyes opening wide as she uttered a startled, "Oh!" But then, as I started to rub against her again, she relaxed and said, almost in a whisper, "Oh my, that does feel good."

I was so excited. My nipples were stiff and erect now, and I wondered if she could feel them as I rubbed against her. If she did, she didn't mind, because she let me continue with my little body-massage for a few minutes. I nuzzled my face into her neck and whispered in her ear, "I want to make you feel good, Mary. You've been so nice to me. I want to make you feel really, really good. You deserve it."

Mary's only response was a warm smile and a barely audible "Okay." Her eyes were still closed and she looked very content, obviously enjoying what I was doing to her. I took the next step and, as I nuzzled her neck again, placed a soft kiss just below her ear. She didn't object, so I did it again, several times, then added a bit of tongue, licking sensuously along her neck, drawing a wonderful little whimper from her.

I knew then that I was good to go. After a few more neck kisses, I urged her to turn over, and she did. She was breathing heavily now, as she looked deep into my eyes, holding my gaze with a combination of question and anticipation. I was sitting up on her hips, and as I looked down I noticed the tan-lines on her chest. It excited me, made me aware that I was one of the chosen few who got to see her this way.

I reached down to place my hands over her breasts. They were full and oh-so-soft, filling my hands with a lush warmth. Mary's nipples were a deep pink, the areolas wide and stippled with little goose bumps. I was dying to take them in my mouth but it didn't feel right yet, so I continued to gently knead then with my hands. Then I leaned down to give her our first real kiss.

A placed my lips on hers, just a brief, chaste smooch, then went back for more. This time a ran my tongue over her lips, staying outside her mouth for the moment. But she showed no resistance and I couldn't help myself. I slipped inside her seemingly passive lips and found her own wet tongue, licking it slowly, gently in a circular motion.

To my surprise. something in Mary suddenly switched on. All at once, she was returning my kiss with hot passion, her tongue moving eagerly over mine as she moaned shamelessly into my mouth. She clutched me to her, her right leg wrapping urgently around my upper thighs. All question and inhibition were gone now, and we were off and running.

My arousal soared as our tongues worked together, savoring the sweet taste of her mouth as my hands moved over her, the right one squeezing gently at her breast while the left one snuck under her slipping into her shorts to find the firm, soft delight of her butt cheeks. Mary moaned quietly in response to my caresses. It was absolutely wonderful, exactly as I hoped it would be.

I broke the kiss and moved my head down, lingering briefly at her neck before descending on her lovely breasts. I took one luscious nipple into my mouth and sucked it as my tongue rolled over it. Mary uttered a lovely, "Ohhhh," as I felt her little nubbin harden and grow between my lips. I was whimpering myself now as the thrill of finally having her overcame me. I moved back and forth between her tits, utterly enjoying the feel of that soft flesh. I tried to hide how excited I was, but it was difficult. It just felt so good to have her in my mouth.

Mary was definitely into it now. She continued to moan and whimper, and her body writhed slowly on the bed, silently asking for more. I was happy to give it to her. Reluctantly leaving her breasts, I moved down her body, licking over her ribcage, settling briefly on her flat, firm midsection. Mary's stomach rippled in response and she uttered a breathy "Oh God." She knew what was coming. She wanted it.

I wanted it, too. God, did I want it! dropped to my knees on the floor and quickly slipped her shorts and panties down and off in a single motion, then nudged Mary into a new position on the couch, spreading her legs apart, raising the left one to rest against the back of the couch while the right one dangled off the front. I settled between them and took in the sight. Damn, she looked hot now, her legs splayed open wantonly while her chest heaved with passion. She caught my eye and held it for several seconds, seemingly wondering if I was really going to do this.

Of course I was. I looked between her legs now and got my first good look at her cunt. It looked wonderful. It was a mature woman's cunt, the lips full and meaty, so pink and swollen now with desire, with just a hint of moisture evident inside. And above it was a nicely trimmed bush of blonde hair that I longed to feel against my nose.

I started slowly, kissing up and down the inside surface of her raised leg, then giving the same treatment to the other one, purposely bypassing her crotch as I did so. Then I went back for a second pass, this time letting my tongue slip out to run a wet, swirling trail along each leg. Mary responded with a quiet, frustrated groan that told me I was teasing her just the way I wanted to. I did this several more times, and each time Mary's reaction grew stronger.

Mary clearly was ready for more and so was I. On my next pass up her thigh, I didn't skip over. Instead, I placed my tongue at the bottom of her cleft and licked oh-so-slowly up the entire length of her vulva. Mary's hips rose off the sofa and she uttered and long, heartfelt "Ohhhhhhhhhh!" I slipped my hands beneath her to cup her lovely bottom.

I licked up and down in her slit several times, each time feeling her juices coating my tongue. Mary responded with a pathetic moan of desire. I licked around the edges of her cunt, placed a quick kiss on her clittie, and then used my thumbs to open her lips, revealing a drooling pit of vivid pink flesh inside her. I applied little feather-licks all over her pink treasure and she responded with a groan and began pumping her hips, begging for more. I covered her opening with my mouth, gently sucking at it before plunging my tongue all the way inside. We both moaned then. Her cunt felt so warm and juicy surrounding my tongue.

Mary was moving franticly on the couch now, totally turned on and in need of release. I moved to her clit, licking swirls around it and then taking it in my mouth. I sucked it in while simultaneously tickling the head with the tip of my tongue. Mary pretty much went crazy then, crying out, "Oh Gawwwwwd!" and franticly grabbing my head, pulling me into her. She was obviously close to cumming and I was intent on getting her there. I stayed on her clit, licking and sucking it until finally her body shook and she cried out as her orgasm hit her.

I licked her through her orgasm until she relaxed just a bit, her legs shaking with the aftershocks. But I didn't stop. Before the shaking had subsided, I started on her again, slowly once more, hoping to build her to another raging climax. She uttered a pathetic, "Ohhhh," as she realized I was going to do her again, but of course she didn't stop me.

I gave her pretty much the same treatment, since it had worked so well the first time. It worked even better this time, quicker at least, and in a minute or so I had her hips twitching and her body arching and was licking up an abundant dose of her cunt cream. It was heavenly. I could have done her all day, but decided that was enough for now, so I backed off and just watched her recover.

Mary was panting, gasping in air as the effects of her climax continued. "So good," she murmured, "... so good." Then she just lay there quietly as her breathing slowly returned to normal.

Finally, she looked up at me, a big, satisfied grin filling her face. "Thank you," she said in a near whisper. "Oh my. That was wonderful." I just smiled in return. Mary smiled warmly again and turned over on the couch, resting her head blissfully on her arms. I took the opportunity to once again run my hands over her lovely body, gently caressing her as she wallowed in the afterglow of her multiple orgasms.

I kept doing that for a while, as Mary relaxed, her eyes closed, and contented smile on her face. But I wanted more. And I still had my eyes on her lovely bottom. Several minutes had passed when I decided to make my move.

"Wow," I said quietly, trying to sound nonchalant, "you have such a nice rear." I put my hands on it as I spoke, lightly caressing and squeezing it.

"Thanks," she said with a warm smile, "I'm pretty proud of my butt. It's one of the first things to go as you get older, so I work hard to keep it looking good. Mmmmm, that feels nice."

"Well," I said, doing my best to hide my true feelings as I continued to touch her, "It's nice, absolutely wonderful."


I played with Mary's butt like that for a long time, like I was just giving her another light massage. I squeezed her cheeks, then stroked them with my open palms, delighting in their warm, silky softness. Occasionally I would pull them apart to sneak a peek at her darling little orifice. The sight thrilled me each time, but I hid it, until once I forgot and let out a little cry of excitement that Mary could not help but hear.

She turned her head to look at me, first startled by the sound, then mildly shocked as she realized what was going on. "Oh my God," she said, her voice almost a whisper, the astonishment obvious on her face, "You wanna toss my salad, don't you?"

I could feel my face redden with embarrassment. She'd caught me, and her language surprised me. I never use that particular term, always finding it somewhat crude (and never understanding the "salad" reference). But she was absolutely right, I did want to "toss her salad." There was nothing I wanted more at that moment than to bury my face in her lovely ass. And now that language, coming from her, from sweet, "suburban" Mary, had me turned on even more. I continued to knead her creamy cheeks as I answered meekly. "Yes. I'm sorry, I ... I do ... I really do." Then, hesitantly, I asked, "Would that be alright?"
Finally, a man who appreciates hair!
“I’m way more into a girl’s hair than I can explain. Length, color, style…girls who change it up frequently, or do something a little unusual, will always get 10x the attention from me.”

22. Urine!
“I have a bizarre fascination with piss. Sometimes I feel great about embracing it and sometimes it’s the most embarrassing thing ever.”

23. Armpits!
“I don’t really obsess over them or have some collection of armpit porn or anything but they turn me on.

I love my girlfriends armpits, the way they smell, they way they look, shaved, unshaved, stubbly, whatever. I’ve came on her armpits before and fucked them with lube.”

24. Yeah, again, does not sound like a fetish to me.
“Satin. I can’t even walk past a satin garment without being compelled to touch it.”

25. An uninterested partner.
“Fucking from behind, but she’s completely disinterested. Like she’s doing paperwork or something.”

26. A nice, sexy, old pair of sneaks.
“Sneakers. I’m really not a fan of shoes that are traditionally considered “sexy.” I don’t like heels, or really anything open-toed. I like some boots, but again, not a fan of heels. I really love a girl in a pair of sneakers. Less jewelry (if any), less makeup (though most people subscribe to the “less is more” school of thought in terms of makeup), no nail polish, less “sexy” clothes, and sneakers. That is what I love a girl to look like.”

27. This sounds kind of nice, actually.
“I’m an adult baby. I’m into being diapered, dominated, and babied by someone. I’ve got tons of paraphernalia including bottles, an adult sized pacifier, tons of diapering supplies and diapers, stuffed animals, and onesies and other baby clothes. My boyfriend even has an adult sized nursery at his house for me. So I think I win this thread.”

28. A TAD unsettling…
“Cold limbs. That’s really the only one. I’m happy to stall the actual sex for a long, long time if I can just caress her freezing cold arms and legs and run my lips over them.”

29. Something about this feels wrong.
“I have posted about this before, but guys with Asperger’s syndrome turn me on incredibly. There is something so sweetly gentle and innocent about them that just makes me want to… DEFILE them.”

30. You have to at least give him credit for being so in touch with his fantasies.
“Hoo boy. I am one screwed up individual :P

I’m into furry stuff. I’m bisexual when it comes to furry porn, but not with actual people (totally straight in real life).

I’m also a voraphile: this means I enjoy fantasizing about people (and animals, furries, etc.) swallowing me, and me swallowing them (occasionally). It’s mostly the “being in the throat” that turns me on. Also, large bellies (mostly from someone being in the stomach); this is probably an extension of the vore fetish and is sort of a pseudo-pregnancy-fetish.

I did an AMA about this a while back. Maybe I should do another one since this one was so long ago.

Oh, and I’m a zoophile too. Never actually done that, though, and probably will keep it confined to my fantasies.”

31. He’s a feeder!
“Feeder fetish. Not to the extent of the movie feed or anything like that, I just really like fat girls and I like to watch girls indulge in food. I always encourage girls, even those that I have no interest in, to eat. If I’m at a restaurant or cafeteria with a girl and they are trying to decide between two things I’ll suggest both. Or if they’re contemplating dessert I’ll tell them to go for it.”

32. At least he can admit it.
“I was going to post under a different account but what the hell. I love girls with big eyes. I like to take my dick and poke them in the eyes, although I do it gently. I know it might be frowned upon but I can’t help it.”

40 People On Reddit Describe Sexual Fetishes That Disgust Them (NSFW)
While some people harbor secret sexual desires, others secretly detest certain erotic behaviors. Read these honest accounts of people who just can’t stand certain sex stuff.

1. Anything anal.
“Anal sex.

I don’t really understand the appeal of that hole. Poop comes from there, poop likely may still be there. I don’t want poop on my dick.

Plus, there’s a perfectly good hole right next to it that’s literally made for me to have sex in. Maybe someone can explain to me why I want this?”

2. Bug-chasing
“Nothing compares.”

3. Feet
“Feet. 100000% times over, feet. I don’t get why people would want to lick and suck on something that sometimes can smell so bad?! I am guessing it tastes JUST as bad sometimes too. They have fungus on them if people don’t wash them properly and gah!”

4. Vomit
“Vomit. Just…no thank you.”

5. Pain (because it hurts)
“Pain—I don’t like it because it fucking hurts.”

6. Furries
“Furries. I don’t want to fuck anybody through two layers of carpet.”

7. Ball-stomping

8. Puppy-stomping
“Fapping to prepubescent Asian girls who are stomping little puppies until their internal organs come out of their mouths, and assorted other delightful things involving animal and child cruelty.”

9. Urethral insertion
“Shoving stuff up your dick, like toothpicks, and rope just to get off… I mean… wtf”

10. Genital mutilation
“Genital mutilation. Like seriously you need those parts to have fun with, why would you angrily attack them?”

11. Cuckolding
“Cuckolding, and that whole wife-sharing business.”

12. Fake boobs
“Fake breasts. I can’t even watch a porn if the chicken has a pair of bolt-ons.”

13. Very, very specific fetishes involving young women with Jeeps stuck in mud during the rain
“I know someone that has a thing for young (like 20s) women driving older (pre-2000) Jeeps that are stuck in the mud, while they’re wearing red stiletto heels and a tight dress. When it’s raining.

It’s very, very specific…”

14. Feeders
“Feeders. I don’t understand how being a feeder or feedee (not sure how to spell it) could possibly sexually excite you. I’ll also never understand why someone would purposely try to gain weight (of course unless they need to for medical reasons). I am fat, and it’s not fun. Nice clothing’s harder to find, it’s more expensive, and it’s not healthy! It’s also very hard to lose the weight again. I honestly will never understand it and actually find it disgusting.”

15. Genital pumping
“Genital pumping. Like when guys put their dicks in tubes and pump it up or some shit to make it grow super huge. Saw a thing where some dude put his dong in some sort of mini pressure chamber and it grew to the size of his forearm. Doesn’t it hurt?”

16. Crushing
“Crushing and crush fetishes. Specifically the act of crushing small animals like kittens and rodents, and insects. It’s repulsive and everything I hate about the world all summed up into someone’s gross pleasure. I’ve seen softer versions of it like smashing up fruit or things like grapes but what the fuck is that? How can you get off to something like an innocent creature getting smashed away? And no you don’t need to explain, you’re gross.”

17. Scat
“I’m very open sexually and am willing to try anything, my only hold up is scat play, it’s shit, it completely filthy. I can’t understand why someone squatting over you and letting out a steaming pile on your chest is sexy.”

18. Welcome to Siesta Important with trees
“Dendrophilia! Having sex with trees… wat??? O___o

And I remember an article about a
man getting arrested for having sex with his bicycle.”

19. Vore
“Vorarephilia, aka Vore.

The fetish of being eaten and digested. Some people dig cannibalism, but I first learned about it in the context of people being turned on by the idea of being eaten by a large predatory animal.

Being eaten by an anaconda, or a crocodile, a pack of zombies. Right now, as you read this, someone, somewhere, is getting off to this stuff.”

20. The old Roman centurion cracking eggs on his helmet trick
“I heard about some chap that could only get it up for his wife if he hired a bloke to dress as a Roman centurion, stand in a corner of the room, and repeatedly crack eggs on his helmet during the romance session.”

21. Chicken-choking
“I don’t know what it’s called, but some men insert their dick into a chicken and break its neck to induce a seizure and get off to that.

I’ll never understand.”

22. Pregnant women
“A fetish for pregnant women, I mean I get that there are extra curves there, but a baby is in there, you can’t just ignore that.”

23. Pluckin’ pubes
“Plucking pubic hairs.

I just don’t understand.”

24. Rimming
“Rim jobs. Nope, no way am I partaking in that.”


26. Nullos
“Nullos. It’s fucking disturbing.”

28. Coprophagia or urophagia
“Coprophagia or urophagia. I just don’t understand how things like that can be consumed and people can manage to stay aroused and not get violently ill.”

29. Anal insufflation of illicit substances
“A friend of mine is snorting cocaine out of his GF’s butt. Yap.”

30. Small dick humiliation
“Small dick humiliation.”

31. That mom-and-son thing
“That mom-and-son thing. It’s just so wrong.”

32. Childbirth
“Childbirth. Sure, it’s nice in a natural way, New life and all that.

But what the Fuck is wrong with people who have this fetish? It’s gross as Fuck most of the time.”

33. Eyeball-licking

34. The sound of car antennas
“The Danish Fetish Society’s spokesman was asked about the weirdest fetish he knew.

Told about a guy who got off the sound of old car antennas being retracted. The guy had a whole room filled with nothing but antennas and would walk around the parking lot to find certain brands that he loved the most.”

35. Shooting up urine
“Injecting piss with syringes.”

36. Swollen pussies and anal prolapses
“Swollen pussy/anal prolapse. Ew, that’s just disgusting.”

37. Ass-eating
“The eating of buttholes.”

38. Traps
“Traps, I don’t understand the want for a woman with a large dick.”

39. Pegging

There’s some kind of link missing where I don’t understand how someone can go “Oh I let my wife fuck me in the ass with a dildo.” And then not consider themselves at least a little homosexual, or in some cases be very homophobic.”

40. Everything
“Pretty much everything in this thread.”

27 People On Reddit Share Their Partner’s Kinkiest Fetish And Whether They Were Down With It Or Not
Even if you’re vanilla AF when it comes to sex, your significant other’s tastes might be a bit more adventurous. Do you meet their every carnal need, or would doing so weird you out? Read these accounts from people whose partners expressed a very specific kinky fetish.

1. Hostile make out
“I had a SO who liked to heavily (heavily) make out during foreplay. It was aggressive and kind of strange. Kind of turned into wtf when she licked the roof of my mouth.

That is a sensation I’ll never forget.”

2. I’m ignoring you, but actually getting v. horny
“My wife has a fetish (I think) for some on initiating sex with her while she’s trying to ignore them.

It’s kinda weird, she’s reading a book, but you take her pants off and she’s ready to go, but she’ll just sit there and keep on reading for as long as she can before finally giving in.

She told me once post-coitus that she was to distracted and ended up reading the same sentence 7 times before giving up.

It’s had a bit of a weird effect, in that whenever i’m horny, i’ll just go start messing with her and see if she’s into, it. Sex when you want, but initiating like that still feels a bit awkward.”

3. Touching is overrated, smell is where it’s at!
“She was turned on by my smell. When I picked her up at the train station she would always bearhug me and inhale my scent while her eyes rolled back from pleasure.

She also had a piece of cloth under her pillow that she regularly sniffed, that cloth was dirty as fuck and wasn’t washed in about 20 years. It was originally white but it was now a very dirty gray. Never touched that cloth, so gross.”

4. Fetishes mailed via UPS
“I had a long distance relationship with my ex, which was understandably difficult at times.

For my birthday, he sent me a card and told me “not to open it around other people.” I thought, how adorable, he’s shy about what he wrote in it!

Nope. That fucker put his toenail clippings and pubes in it. Then went and told me it would be “hot” if I were to put them inside of me. I laughed and said there was no way I was going to eat them.

It was a more innocent time for me.”

5. Vampire sex
“She liked it pretty rough and she liked to be bitten. I tried and I learned that I like rough sex too as well as biting”

6. Can we get ice with that?
“Once banged a Hawaiian chick who liked me to put ice cubes in her pussy while I ate her out.”

7. Chest friction = huge orgasm?
“This is strange just because it was different. I think it’s kind of cute in a way.

She just always wanted our chests touching in bed, always wanted her hand up my shirt rubbing my chest hair. She’d start masturbating while doing it.

I could go down on her, wear a vibrating cock ring, fuck her hard, and do a million fantasies but she always came the hardest when my chest was pressed against hers.”

8. Let it rain cum!
“My ex loved cum. Swallowing it, facials, Cumming inside her, on her stomach, everything. Worked out amazingly as its been my fetish for years.

The rest of the time when we weren’t having amazing sex, we were growing apart until the inevitable conclusion.”

9. Tossed salad on the side
“My girlfriend in university wanted to lick my asshole to see if she might be a lesbian. Call it being shy-bi-curious, I guess.

I can’t say I hated the experience. But, the whole time I’m just thinking she’s imagining I’m a woman and how this probably isn’t the best or even a reasonable facsimilie. I could have at least shaved and taken a shower. But we were in the heat of the moment.”

10. Feet fetish indoctrination
“A foot fetish. I hated my feet and hated them being touched, so much so I even wore socks to bed at all times. He would ask to massage them or try to touch them and I hated it. I never got that he had a foot fetish though.

Anyway I eventually let him massage them and loved it. I loved having them touched and kissed after that. Even bitten or licked, toe sucking the works. I used them for foreplay and during sex. I love my feet now and I don’t know if I could date someone who doesn’t like feet cos it’s a massive turn on for me now.”

11. Taking anal play up to the next level
“My girlfriend is really into anal, but here’s the catch: she makes me pull out, and then she sucks my dick clean every 5 minutes. Also when partaking in anal sex she makes me finger her and then put my fingers in her mouth.

As for how it affects me, well I find it incredibly awkward to go to her parents house knowing that I completely violated their daughter in ways I didn’t even know were possible. But it’s alright, I’m kinda into the sex now, I was hesitant at first.”

12. But, is anything as good as naval play??
“I once dated a guy who had this weird fascination with my belly button. He would always be sticking his finger or his tongue in it, and once or twice kind of tried to jam his dick in it. It was kind of off-putting, but mainly just really funny.”

13. Role reversal
“A long term FWB wanted me to fuck him in the ass. I’m a female.

I was totally uninterested. And even a little afraid of the whole idea even though we already had some elements of BDSM in our relationship (me sort of dom, he a terrible sub). I didn’t shut him down, but told him I’d think about it. He took my non-rejection as consent and bought me a strap-on. I was still not into the idea at all when the thing was delivered to my house, but my roommate gave me some pretty great advice. She told me to do it despite my reluctance. I’d either hate it, and have given what he wanted a fair effort before shutting it down. Or I’d love it and discover something new and amazing. Regardless, at the end at least I would have a story to remember. I couldn’t argue that logic and we did it finally one night.

Holy. Fucking. Shit. That was one of the hottest things I’ve ever done. I got off on it, he got off on it, and my brain exploded. Honestly, I got a little into it before we began just seeing his reaction to seeing me in the strap-on. How could I not get turned on seeing someone want me that much. But fucking him? Was god damn magical.

I don’t need or expect it from anyone, but I would not mind being able to play like that with someone else in the future.

Tl;dr: 10/10 would peg again.”

14. Cum gogurt
“My first girlfriend in high school made me wear condoms when she gave me blow jobs. Not because she didn’t want cum in her mouth, but so when I did cum she could drink it like a gogurt. The worst part was that this girl was also Mormon, so when her parents found out we all had to have a “discussion” in their living room with my mom and dad. I was 15 at the time and the only lasting damage was the way I approached the parents of women I dated. If they even had an aura of sketchy, I bail.

Tl;dr — first girlfriend loved cum gogurts and afterward her Mormon mom tried to save my soul.”

15. Roleplay extraordinaire
“Ex was into role-playing. Like “Cop arrests hooker” and I’d have to interrogate her, handcuff her, search her, like I was looking for guns. “Doctor and patient” complete with white lab coat and stethoscope. We only did it two or three times in the six months we were together, and I couldn’t help but giggle the entire time.”

16. Golden showers got a little too golden
“Golden showers. I was not that down for him peeing on me but thankfully he was much more into being dominated and me peeing on him. We did that a few times before he asked me to pee in his mouth while he drank it. That was fine and we did that a few more times – I was ambivalent but he loved it.

We stopped doing it after he pushed me to do it on a day I wasn’t ready and was dehydrated. He said he didn’t care but once we did it he couldn’t deal with the concentrated taste and that ended his interest in that permanently. We moved on to other stuff but that was probably the only fetish we tried that I wasn’t sexually into at all personally.”

17. Does an ‘oink’ turn you on?
“Well, he wasn’t a bf, but close enough. He’d seen some French movie in which the kinky main characters dressed up as pigs (apparently not a porno??) and wanted to try that, except that only he would dress up. I went along with it (in those days I would have done anything just to dom a guy) and waited in the bedroom while he “got in character”, and then he came in on all fours in a pink spandex suit (like ballerinas wear in training) and a plastic pig’s nose on his face. Not even remotely sexy, but whatever, I could deal.

But then he started making noises…. At the first grunt/squeal a smile spread on my face but I managed to cover up my amusement at first. But he kept making those fucking hilarious noises and I just lost it. I started laughing and laughed and laughed and laughed until I was on the floor and thought I was going to suffocate.

When I finally got my wits back I realised he’d left at some point, understandably enough, and he never responded to my texts anymore. Oh well. The memory of it still makes me giggle.”

18. Public vibrations
“A friend of mine went out with a girl who had this really weird fetish where she’d shove a wireless bullet vibrator up her hooha and give her boyfriend the remote, then they’d go shopping and he’d try to make her lose it when she was talking to a salesman/clerk.”

19. Another biting story
“She actually used to nibble on my hand when we went somewhere and were holding hands. Super fucking weird, but when we broke up it was one of the things I missed the most. So I guess she turned me on to biting? O.o”

20. Spit at me.
“My last girlfriend and I were into almost identical things in the bedroom, the only thing she liked that i’d never considered before was that she liked it when people spat in her mouth. I did it a couple times and loved it. God I miss her.”

21. Sneeze on me!
“My ex-GF had a fetish for sneezes. Apparently sneezing was just one minor step from orgasm. The thing is that when she tried to make herself sneeze during sexytimes she looked like the poster-child for the word “Derp”. It ended quite quickly after my first hysterical laughter.”

22. When fucking isn’t enough…
“Smoking while fucking. Had to be a cigarette. Smoking a bowl didn’t do anything for her but if I was smoking a CIG while railing her she was all down for it. That and fucking in public.

Long story short I picked up smoking and I wasted a lot of gas driving around finding new places to fuck.”

23. Sex with extra calcium
“My ex was into lactation and nursing. Had me take pills to make my milk come in and even gave me a breast pump to encourage the flow. He’d nurse from me in the morning and in the evening. Was super weird at first but then I actually grew to enjoy it.”

24. Kit-Kats in the ass
“My girlfriend (I’m also a girl) is into eating chocolate out of my ass…yep, nothing shit related I always have an enema and clean my ass thoroughly before. I’m quite open to sexual experimentation but this threw me off a little at first since it was so… different I guess? I did end up doing it and we both loved it so we continued. We usually used Kit Kat or Aero since those were her favourite bars but decided to buy Oh Henrys this time and… uh… don’t.

We did the usual, she played with my ass a little bit then slid the bars one by one into me, I think we had four full size bars and eight fun size when she decided to start.

So I began to push but nothing came out… then I started bleeding, which happens sometimes but usually not in this quantity it then started to hurt, usually the bars slide out as easy as just taking a shit but this time NOTHING was coming out except for a trickle of chocolate and a lot more blood then there should be.

We both started panicking thinking what the fuck is going on! After ten minutes of hard core pushing and pain she could finally see it… a giant fucking ball of caramel and pointy peanuts. When I say giant I mean fucking huge it was the size of a fucking pineapple. Live Sluts on Cam turns out all the caramel and peanuts in the bars formed this monstrosity from being shoved up and squished, I couldn’t even get it out, it was stuck.

My girlfriend had to shove her fingers into my ass and stretch it open to its limits to make this thing even move and by this point my ass was profusely bleeding because of the pointy peanuts sticking out of the ball cutting up my insides.

After half an hour we finally got it out. It was red with blood and I couldn’t even fit both hands around it. I had to sit on the toilet for a while afterward because my anus was still leaking blood everywhere. My ass hurt for days after.

tl;dr – Don’t shove caramel and peanut bars up your ass, you’ll cry.”

25. Someone likes it really hard.
“She likes it when I punch her, mainly in the ass area.”

26. Armpit fetish
“Not a girlfriend, but a girl I’ve been dating. She likes to stick her nose way up into my armpit and take big ol’ whiffs. It freaks me out a little bit and she tells me to shower, but not wash my pits… Kinda nice to think my stink doesn’t make her shrink.”

27. Extreme make out sessions
“Girl I was dating liked to make out with a razor blade in her mouth. Noped out.” TC mark